From the Desk of the Queen of Cubs

From the Desk of the Queen of Cubs A Bearded Queen is Never to be trifled with, he is of the line of the ugly duchess.
Bear Cub, 21, Merced, CA. Cuddly.
Don't worry, I don't bite... Hard

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coolator:

izzetheking:

if this post gets 500k notes I will legally change my name to Large Baby Boy

SIGNAL BOOST

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twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

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yellfang:

party-at-the-tardis:

shavingryansprivates:

why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying

  • the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
  • ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
  • it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died

and fucking died

humpty dumpty committed suicide

jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull

A BABY FELL OUT A TREE

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rhythmew:

ask-klubice-augustus:

ragingcontent:

ask-klubice-augustus:

ragingcontent:

ask-klubice-augustus:

cpwiser10:

youtubers-ftw:

ragingcontent:

Sometimes I want to draw but I don’t know what to draw and I kinda just draw a circle

NOW THIS FUCKING CIRCLE HAS 200+ NOTES WTF

Okay it’s a good circle but come on

If this fucking circle post gets anything above 400 I will cry and eat a whole bucket of ice cream.

I hope you like ice cream

MELISSA ARE YOU FUCKING ME RIGHT NOW

No but I can if you want

OKAY NEW BET IF THIS MAKES IT OVER 1,000 NOTES I WILL BUY $25 WORTH OF ICE CREAM AND BRING IT TO SCHOOL WITH ME

make them buy ice cream

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rhythmew:

ask-klubice-augustus:

ragingcontent:

ask-klubice-augustus:

ragingcontent:

ask-klubice-augustus:

cpwiser10:

youtubers-ftw:

ragingcontent:

Sometimes I want to draw but I don’t know what to draw and I kinda just draw a circle

NOW THIS FUCKING CIRCLE HAS 200+ NOTES WTF

Okay it’s a good circle but come on

If this fucking circle post gets anything above 400 I will cry and eat a whole bucket of ice cream.

I hope you like ice cream

MELISSA ARE YOU FUCKING ME RIGHT NOW

No but I can if you want

OKAY NEW BET IF THIS MAKES IT OVER 1,000 NOTES I WILL BUY $25 WORTH OF ICE CREAM AND BRING IT TO SCHOOL WITH ME

make them buy ice cream

These are the most NSFW asks I have ever seen. Obliterate me.

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  • 1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?
  • 2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.
  • 3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?
  • 4. Are handjobs boring, or underrated?
  • 5. Do you like having your balls touched?
  • 6. Do you like having your nipples touched?
  • 7. Do you like having your anus touched?
  • 8. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?
  • 9. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?
  • 10. Do you ever masturbate in the shower?
  • 11. Have you had sex in the shower?
  • 12. Do you sleep partially/fully naked?
  • 13. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)?
  • 14. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?
  • 15. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?
  • 16. How many sexual partners have you had?
  • 17. How often do you masturbate?
  • 18. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?
  • 19. What kind of underwear do you normally wear?
  • 20. How big is your penis?
  • 21. Does your penis curve at all?
  • 22. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?
  • 23. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don't care?
  • 24. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts?
  • 25. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?
  • 26. Do you like the way your genitals look?
  • 27. Do you like your butt?
  • 28. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?
  • 29. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?
  • 30. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?
  • 31. What is the quickest you've ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?
  • 32. Do you ever "edge" (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?
  • 33. What's the longest masturbation session you've had? Longest sex session?
  • 34. Spit or swallow?
  • 35. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?
  • 36. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?
  • 37. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral?
  • 38. Have you ever given/received a footjob?
  • 39. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
  • 40. Strangest/most unique place you've had sex? How about masturbated?
  • 41. Are you particularly "vocal" when masturbating/having sex?
  • 42. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?
  • 43. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?
  • 44. Do you own any sex toys?
  • 45. What are your favorite positions?
  • 46. Your most embarrassing sexual experience?
  • 47. Worst place/time you've ever gotten a boner?
  • 48. Have you "sexted" (whether through text messaging or IM chat)?
  • 49. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam?
  • 50. Have you have phone sex?
outlaw-monarch:

eshusplayground:

tangerineshades:

Let’s just take a second to appreciate that Loki fights like his mum. 
And that’s awesome.

"Loki, sweetheart, you cannot fight just like Thor. You are puny. Your best tools are speed, cunning, and magic.""But isn’t magic cheating, mother?""In war, the cheaters live, love."

Fun fact: Tom and Rene decided back during the first Thor movie that their headcanon for their characters was that they were very close and  Frigga WAS the one who taught him fighting and magic.

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outlaw-monarch:

eshusplayground:

tangerineshades:

Let’s just take a second to appreciate that Loki fights like his mum. 

And that’s awesome.

"Loki, sweetheart, you cannot fight just like Thor. You are puny. Your best tools are speed, cunning, and magic."

"But isn’t magic cheating, mother?"

"In war, the cheaters live, love."

Fun fact: Tom and Rene decided back during the first Thor movie that their headcanon for their characters was that they were very close and  Frigga WAS the one who taught him fighting and magic.

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jumperdog:

Josephine Baker, later known as ‘Bronze Venus’, ‘Black Pearl’ and ‘Créole Goddess’ was born in America in 1906 and later moved to France to become a singer, dancer, and actress. She was the first African-American woman to star in a major motion picture, and became famous worldwide.

Though she grew up as a maid in wealthy white households she eventually became an exotic dancer in France, famously appearing in next to no clothing, and became a French citizen in 1937. 

Ernest Hemingway referred to Baker as ‘the most sensational woman anyone ever saw’ and she received approximately 1500 marriage proposals in her life time. She became a muse for Hemingway, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Pablo Picasso, and Christian Dior. She had a variety of exotic pets including a cheetah named Chiquita, a chimpanzee named Ethel, a pig named Albert, a snake named Kiki, a goat, a parrot, parakeets, fish, three cats, and seven dogs. 

When WWII broke out, Baker became a volunteer spy for France, and assisted the French Resistance by smuggling messages written in invisible ink on sheet music. She made great efforts to aid those in danger of enemy attack, sent Christmas presents to French soldiers, and smuggled information she gathered in Spain back to France by pinning notes containing the information on the inside of her underwear. She was awarded the Medal of Resistance with Rosette and later named a Chevalier of the Legion of Honour. 

Baker also aided many civil rights movements by refusing to perform to segregated audiences and storming out of a club in Manhattan with actress Grace Kelly after she was refused service. She worked with the NAACP and spoke at a Washington march alongside Martin Luther King Jr. as the only official female speaker. Baker was actually asked by Martin Luther King Jr.’s widow to take his place as leader of the American Civil Rights Movement, but Baker declined on the grounds her twelve adopted children ‘were too young to lose their mother’. 

Baker died in 1975, four days after her final show, attended by such names as Mick Jagger, Shirley Bassey, and Liza Minnelli. 

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jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

ghirahim:

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

frostlands:

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

how did jack frost handle feeling alone for three hundred years i can’t even handle it for three minutes

it’s called his hand

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i didnt zoom in on that pic and i thought it said “how do you think i make snow”

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"14,17.34.44"

Asked by gay-rainbowss

14. Am I comfortable being nude around partners in non-sex situations?
Hells yeah I am. Naked cuddle time is the shit. I mean, I’m not going to cook naked for you (that’s just unsanitary), but I’ll lounge about naked with you if that’s your thing. Once, for a second date, I actually drew a guy naked over and over, having him move into positions not just because it was hot, but because it was fun. And to make him less self-conscious, I did all of my art while nude.

17. How often do I masturbate?
All the time. Anywhere between two and seven times a night. It keeps my prostate and testicles healthy, helps cut down on stress, improves sleep, and it’s just plain fun. I don’t jack off quite this often when I’m seeing someone though, because then I’ve got a different outlet for my high sex drive. :3

34. Spit or Swallow?
Spit until I trust you, see signs of commitment, and a nice clean screening.

44. Sex toys?
I own two vibes on their last legs, an anal cock sleeve, an oral cock sleeve, and like four buttplugs. I’m always looking for more. I need some new cock rings, and maybe a jelly dong. I love toys, they’re great for early parts of sexual experimenting, because my biggest neurosis is always about penetrating a new partner. I want them stretched nice, wide, and loose before I start penetrating with my cock, because while I’m not like porn big, I’m still pretty thick, and anal is always really uncomfortable and hard to do when they’re still really tight. And it doesn’t even feel good unless I can still three fingers in there comfortably. So usually I open them up with a condom-wrapped plug or vibe until I know they’re loose. And if I can wring a few orgasms out of them before I’ve even gotten in them, so much the better, right?

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theannieplanet:

theannieplanet:

theannieplanet:

so i naturally have these bags under my eyes, right, no matter what i do they dont go away

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anyway so i found out if i stretch my face and tip it up and to the side they go away

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so im just gonna walk around like this forever

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“HEY GUYS”

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ive stopped fighting it

get this post to 100,000 notes

god fucking damnit

"1 8 13 14 20 27 47 have fun ;D"

Asked by Anonymous

1. Sex or masturbation?
Sex of course. Good sex is better than good masturbation by a country mile. Plus, sometimes jerking it just feels perfunctory, and I know I do it way too often.

8. Do I like it rough?
Fuck yeah I do. I’m a doting and gentle boyfriend outside the bedroom, but in between the sheets, there had better be biting, scratching, snarling, hair pulling, and hickies for days. And if I can’t mark you, that’s fine, but I’m expecting those marks by the end of the night. or morning, or afternoon… or weekend. :3

13. Level of Comfort Clothingwise around Family:
I won’t wear anything less than Brazilian Trunks around my family, and even then I prefer to wear more. Mostly because my dad still doesn’t know about my tats or piercings, and I like receiving money for college.

14. Am I comfortable being nude around partners in non-sex situations?
Hells yeah I am. Naked cuddle time is the shit. I mean, I’m not going to cook naked for you (that’s just unsanitary), but I’ll lounge about naked with you if that’s your thing. Once, for a second date, I actually drew a guy naked over and over, having him move into positions not just because it was hot, but because it was fun. And to make him less self-conscious, I did all of my art while nude.

20. Junk size:
Alright, so, I’m a grower, and depending on the weather it’s either like two to four inches soft, and it’s currently about six inches hard, plus or minus depending on blood flow and if it’s cold. I know it caps off at around seven and three-quarters max, but I’m need to lose some weight and lose that little pouch of fat that sits on the groin. :/
It’s nice and thick, it fits snugly in the space I make when I take my index finger and thumb and make a circle. and I have a large and shapely mushroom head. I’ve been told it’s an over-all esthetically pleasing package. I know there are guys better off than me, and I don’t really care all that much. I’m happy with what I’ve got and I’ve had no complaints before.

27. My Butt: I don’t have much of a butt. I’m going to try those Brazilian butt exercises this spring/summer, but right now I have a small butt that is very tight and firm from all of the biking I do. It’s alright, I wish it was a little more full-figured to match the rest of me, but it’s nice to know that at least one part of me is still highly muscled.

47. Worst time I ever popped a boner.
You all are going to hate me, but even during my awkward teenage years, I never had that inappropriate boner problem. So I guess the worst time I ever had an erection would have to be the time my first boyfriend was sucking my cock in the journalism bathroom of the JC, and the lock turned out to be broken, so someone walked in on us.

"4,16,34,36,43 and 44"

Asked by amphaaron

4. Are handjobs overrated?
I don’t think so. There’s something deeply intimate about learning how a partner strokes their cock and trying to learn it. That being said, it’s very hard to master a good handjob, and you’re bound to get some awkward ones along the way.

16. How many sexual partners have you had?
That’s a hard question to answer, but I’m going to go with no less than four, but with asterisks and addendum attached for reasons I don’t like discussing.

34. Spit or Swallow?
Spit until I trust you, see signs of commitment, and a nice clean screening.

36. Getting cummed on, hot or not?
I usually find it hot. It’s got inherent scent-marking and territorial overtones, and I like saying “I’m staking a claim on you” by way of rubbing our spunk into our skins.

43. Threesomes, foursomes, orgies?
I would love to be in a threesome? Hell, I wouldn’t say no to a stable poly relationship. I like sex, I sometimes like multiple people. If I could have sex with multiple people that I like simultaneously, that would be awesome.

44. Sex toys?
I own two vibes on their last legs, an anal cock sleeve, an oral cock sleeve, and like four buttplugs. I’m always looking for more. I need some new cock rings, and maybe a jelly dong. I love toys, they’re great for early parts of sexual experimenting, because my biggest neurosis is always about penetrating a new partner. I want them stretched nice, wide, and loose before I start penetrating with my cock, because while I’m not like porn big, I’m still pretty thick, and anal is always really uncomfortable and hard to do when they’re still really tight. And it doesn’t even feel good unless I can still three fingers in there comfortably. So usually I open them up with a condom-wrapped plug or vibe until I know they’re loose. And if I can wring a few orgasms out of them before I’ve even gotten in them, so much the better, right?

these-teen-quotes:

these teen quotes

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these-teen-quotes:

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